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I’m currently ebaying my life away, but I thought I’d pause for a second, take a brief intermission of sorts, and show you a picture of this dude who obviously hates his fucking life. I used the word “fucking” for emphasis here. I’m sure it’s not any better that he has to model a pink Nike windbreaker for the entire Ebay world and beyond. Maybe that’s why he’s pissed? The sleeves are super long. It’s not even cute. I don’t know. I LOLed in the office over this. If you’re interested, bid here.
Bonus picture: Dude who hates his life, in a vintage Mickey Mouse Raglan.
Anyone that hast naturally dark skin knows that it was earned fair and square due to genetics. Thank you Mexican parents, thank you. But really, what is up with all these oompa-loompa skin-types, you know, the ones with the leather skin? Their skin is so burnt/tan-out that they got that Hermes leather detailing down to a T. I’m not into it. I don’t care if you got an awesome deal at the tanning salon, unlimited tans for $9.99, whatever, whatever. As a woman of color, I’m offended you’re failing so hard. I understand tanning if your legs are too white (or if you want some I-just-went-to-the-beach look, but seriously, looking like your ass got locked in the tanning bed is just god-awful. Orange isn’t hot, and smelling like a burnt victim isn’t attractive. Dudes who tan, don’t get me started. I don’t even care if a dude showers and shaves their beard, why would I care if a dude tans??? People really need to realize that this looks bad. I’m visually offended, skin cancer is going to get you, or you’re going to end up a wallet. Bye.
For $33, you can look like a man, err little boy, who has yet to lose his virginity, or better yet, even kiss a girl. Forget that the model below looks like a cross between Mr. Bean and Jimmy Fallon. Bottom line: I’m all over all-over print and childhood characters on someone over the age of 6 is just straight pedophile looking. Hurry, there are only 2 XL left.
