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Look, I’m 21. That’s young. This guy is 17, but the cutest thing ever. . Neck tattoos, check. Hand tattoos, check. Arm sleeves & chest tattoos, check & check. Drivers license? Barely. He’s got a song called “Tatted Like A Cholo.” I thought about hooking him up with my little sister, if anyone knows how to make this possible, LET ME KNOW.
I’m the type of person that complains constantly. I complain over EVERYTHING & ANYTHING. I complain during winter because its too cold and because I cant wear Jordans (lets not forget about seasonal depression), I complain during spring because I get allergies and because everyone breaks up, and I complain during summer because I ABSOLUTELY HATE not being able to walk 2 blocks without melting/needing water. It’s summer, I should be ecstatic. I should laying out, getting my natural glow on, listening to Justin Timberlake’s “Summer Love.” on repeat. I feel like this week was a slow news week. The weekend better pick up, summer ‘08!!
FRIDAY, FINALLY. It’ supposed to be 80 something and sunny tomorrow, on my day off..so I’m letting everyone (aka all 10 people) know not to bother me between the hours of 11am and 5pm. I’ll be reading/soaking up the beautiful, God-given sun rays. Skin Cancer is nonexistent to me.
Speaking of reading, I just finished Chuck Palahniuk’s “Snuff,” that came out late May. Some words to describe it: Fast, 2 day, grossly descriptive read. Pick it up!
And speaking of laying out in the sun, two things should come to a woman’s mind: 1. The bathing suit situation which naturally leads to 2. The body hair situation. I consider shaving and waxing the worst thing ever in terms of taking care of the situation “down there,” so I’ve been looking for painless alternatives. Don’t even ask me how I find this crazy shit, but I came across several reviews for shaving powder (pictured above.) It’s basically a depilatory that’s formulated for black men who get shaving bumps. Fine, I do too if I’m not careful. Anyway, women were raving about this, saying that it wipes the hair off in minutes, there’s no pain, and no irritation, and it’s 2 bucks. I ran to Target last night and picked up a can. If I were to put up a review on one of those sites, it would say 3 simple words: NAIR ON CRACK. I put the stuff on for literally 60 seconds and it started stinging. I wiped it off and bam..smoother than smooth. It works for black bald men and it works for me. Lump us in the same category.
..And now I am Summertime ready.
