A Vodka Movie- Zach Galifianakis

I love this guy.  Zach Galifianakis is probably one of the funniest people EVER, hands down.  He’s famous for a few movies he has been in, and recently remade Kanye’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” video.  Absolut Vodka threw some a millis his way and told him to do whatever he wanted, as long as he mentioned Absolut.  Here is the result, priceless:

Meet me at the funnel cake tent; It’s going down.

Summer in Chicago equals BBQing, beaching, sparking (You know, when you have you first and second can of that Sparks drink), which ultimately ends in being spunked (When you’re drunk and throwing up like neon orange shit?), festing, and some after parties (I heard one with Tortoise and Twista at the Drake? Huh?). I can’t wait!!! It looks like I’ll have a 3 day pass, but I might sell Friday and just go Saturday/Sunday…or just Sunday for Raekwon/Ghostface. Either way, HI..I’m already stoked. Lemme break it down:

FRIDAY, JULY 18
The Pitchfork Music Festival and All Tomorrow’s Parties present “Don’t Look Back” featuring
PUBLIC ENEMY performing It Takes A Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
**SEBADOH performing Bubble and Scrape
MISSION OF BURMA performing Vs.

SATURDAY, JULY 19
Animal Collective
Jarvis Cocker
**The Hold Steady
!!!
Vampire Weekend
No Age
Atlas Sound
Dizzee Rascal
Extra Golden
Fleet Foxes
**Elf Power
**Caribou
Ruby Suns
Fuck Buttons
Jay Reatard
**Icy Demons
A Hawk and a Hacksaw
**Boban Markovic Orkestar
**Titus Andronicus

SUNDAY, JULY 20
Spoon
Dinosaur Jr
Spiritualized
M. Ward
Ghostface & Raekwon
Les Savy Fav
The Apples In Stereo
Boris
Cut Copy
Dirty Projectors
**Bon Iver
Dodos
**Times New Viking
Occidental Brothers Dance Band International
El Guincho
King Khan
**HEALTH
**High Places
**Mahjongg

$6 Milli Come-Up

This dude, yes, the dude who dances in Times Square in his underwear is now a millionaire.  I hate when people find loopholes to come-up on millions of dollars.  All this dude had to do was sue M&M’s for depicting an M&M in his “signature” outfit.  Fuck this dude.

Menswear, Spring ‘09

Gucci

Ferragamo

Missoni

Moschino

Neil Barrett

My name is Micaela, and I have fat hands.

I’ve never been the type of person that’s been up to date with the latest technology. In a blackberry dominated circle of friends, I’m the one with the Sidekick, still..and I swear to you that I was the last person on this earth to own a DVD player. I’ve played around with several Iphones and it usually takes me about 20 minutes to type anything out. I blame it on my abnormally chubby hands. My fingers cover a surface area that’s equivalent to two or three screen letters, no joke. It’s a disability.

I was getting my blog read on this morning and came across this article involving Iphones and HATERS. Women with long fingernails are complaining that the IPhone is discriminating against them because of their inability to use the touch screen device. I’m jealous of them. They can just trim their nails or stick to using their Pink Razr with the Christina Aguilera (or Lil’ Boosie) ringtone. Me on the other hand? I’d have to get finger lyposuction. I’ll stick to the Sidekick, Thx. Peep the LA Times article HERE.

BET Awards

I didn’t watch the BET Awards last night because I was watching some A&E program on psychic children that ghost hunt (or SOMETHING like that), but I’m just now looking at who wore what. Here’s just a sprinkle of pictures…

If I had to pick to look like someone else, it would be Rihanna. You bitch.

If I had to pick a celebrity to sleep with (and Javier Bardem was nowhere to be found), it would be Terrence Howard. Good God.

Hi Trina. LOVE this yellow mini dress. Who is it by? Forget it, I can get this piece at Forever21 for like twelve bucks.

Jennifer Hudson. Donezo, gross. Another reason why I should’ve been Carrie’s assistant and not this trainwreck.