UPDATES! (I’M BOSSSSSSSYYYY!)

• Remember when that Kelis song came out the Summer before last and every girl in the world would say, “I’M BOSSY.” ??? Wasn’t that funny? STILL loves it.
  Actually let’s reminisce.. Kelis “I’m bossy” Switch Remix (MP3)
• I’ve been messing around with DONTBECHI’s layout/colors all day. If anyone knows how to change the part of the post that has the date/name, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I’m serious. I want it bigger and I don’t want it green. MICAELAGBERNAL@GMAIL.COM thx. Ok, it’s really bothering me. Help.
• Earlier today I had to run to the doctor’s office (work-related, not health related). I was in a room filled with senior citizens and I was sitting in a chair closest to a window that peeks into the building’s hallway. Tell me WHY there was an 80 year old man (in a complete windbreaker outfit) standing in the hallway, masturbating while looking into the window? I did a double take, freaked out (in my mind, not out loud..freak out loud..FOL, never mind), and switched to a seat that didn’t have a view of Uncle Creepy. Maybe it was my Calvin Klein heels? I only told my boss and Alicia.. and now I’m telling the internet world. B===D—
  Should I be worried that I’m completely unaffected by this whole scenario? Whatevs, moving on..
• If anyone has read Bugliosi’s “The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder,” holler at your girl. I’ll be finishing up my current book in a matter of days and am leaning towards this purchase.

Ok, that’s it for now, see ya!

I DONT GET IT: THESE FUCKING SHOES

Look, I’ve got 10 pairs of shoes, that are in my peripheral view that are still new in box.  What do I do when I’ve had a bad day?  Aside from taking it out on everyone else, I buy shoes.  I came out of a break up with Jordan Retros 1-5, in multiple colorways and those only come out on special occasion.  Now, aside from wearing sneakers, I love wearing heels.  I can use every added inch of height that I can get, not to mention there is something very womanly and sexy  (EMPOWERMENT!!!) about wearing heels.  Aside from the fact that I am in pain for half the night, it is well worth it.  But when I don’t wanna wear sneakers or heels (and there is NO way I’ll wear those Jesus sandals), I’ll go for a nice pair of peep-toe flats, or something equally as classy.  Now, I’ve been wanting to rant about these for awhile, but I just needed the final push to e-blast.  This final push came from a visit to Target, where usually I am fascinated by EVERYTHING.

I hate these shits!!! SO unnattractive!!!  They call them slip-ons, I call them should-be slipped-offs.  Really though, what’s their steez?  Converse-type sole with ballerina shoe feel?  I just don’t get it…because these are ugly.  Ladies, these aren’t attractive or cute, they remind me of some shoes from The Children’s Place (note the second pair is a woman’s shoe).  Stick to Van’s slip-ons. or some cute Vans Authentics instead!

 

I give up on life.

I CAME UP: POR VIDA!

JASON VAUGHN @ DELUXE TATTOO IN CHICAGO. GET INTO IT.

 

 

Ignore my un-evenly hairy arm, thanks

Testing, Testing.

Making some changes around here, BRBS soon, BYE!