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If you have not eaten at the fine American establishment that is In & Out, you have not lived. I mean, I deserve this, after having a flight filled with turbulence and overweight people, no? Any burger that can work thousand island dressing into it is a winner in my book. I will also hopefully be reaping the benefits of medical marijuana. I’ll be out of commission.
My boss and I were just talking about that show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” because she’s never seen it before. Being the cool, younger (youngest?) person in the office, she asked me if I knew when the next episode is going to air. I admit it, I’ve seen just about every episode..but it’s automatically Tivo’ed for me, so I had to google air times. I ended up at the **OFFICIAL** site, and one of the interactive features that they have up involves uploading a picture of yourself so it looks like you’re actually hanging out with the sisters (including Kloe, who’s about to go to jail, SEE YA.) I was about to upload a picture of myself, but I found it more fitting to upload a picture of DONTBECHI’s mascot, Latarian Milton. (Screenshot above, for your viewing pleasure.) If you wanna “hang out” too, you can peep the site HERE.
The ad will run in Colorado, Iowa, Minnesota, New Mexico, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Washington DC during television shows that are popular with women. Oprah? Holler are your girl. Peep the video below, specifically the blatant uneasiness of McCain when asked whether it was unfair that some insurance companies cover Viagra and not birth control pills. You’re supposed to know these things, Mr. (potential) President.
Who hates Heidi Montag as much as me. (He’s going to have a heart attack when he sees this.) Anyway, I’m going to go ahead and say that the Apocalypse is near, because yes, this bitch is an answer to a Jeopardy question. Maybe I shouldn’t have made that Satanic comment two posts ago.
It was just mentioned that I hate my phone, and I hate T-Mobile, and I hate technology in general, but I’ve been meaning to put this up for a while, so here: a gift that was passed onto me from The Consumerist..that I’m now passing on to you. T-Mobile is increasing the price of their text messages, which is called a “Materially adverse change to contract.” Because of this change, any T-Mobile customer is allowed to cancel their contract without paying the $200 early termination fee. So, in the next few days I will be saying “SEE YA” to the Sidekick and “Oh, HEY” to AT&T and the new Iphone, that my fingers are still too fat for. Bye, I win, forever.
Currently:
Alicia is en route to Cali, Harrel is flirting with middle-aged women at his 9-5, and me? I’m also at work, looking haggard and smelling like a mix between marijuana and Chanel “Chance” perfume. It works. This has been the slowest week ever, and because I have no concept of days, dates and time, I keep thinking that it’s Friday. It’s unfortunately not, but when the weekend hits, shit should pick up. Pitchfork has arrived to our great city, and while I’m not going on Friday/Saturday (because I sold the tickets for $70), I will be there on Sunday, funnel cake (and Sparks) in hand, to see Ghostface Killah and Raekwon. I just heard that they go on at 5:00pm, which is a little too early for my taste..but hey, I am not complaining. I’m sure I’ll post more about everything as the end of the week approaches.
PS. Harrel, did you get your ticket yet? Get on it, bye. Love you.
PPS. Dude, the Hulk movie was INCREDIBLE!!!!!
PPPS. I’m also throwing my phone into the ocean because I never have service. If it goes straight to voicemail, just text me, BYE.
