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I found God, I’ll be right back. Until then, run over to my friend Jesse’s blog, because he put up something like a 10 second video sprinkle of a few people and I from Ghostface the other day. I still haven’t looked through my footage; I’m not promising much because I don’t know how to deal with technology/use a digital camera. I think I caught Raekwon’s “Ice Cream” and Harrel doing a rain dance, though. We’ll see. Bye.
Mica and I got awesome Sunday. There was Sparks, Ice Cream, Latin dancing, and I think, fingerbanging. Epic. This much awesome has a price however; perspiration (and apparently chafing, thank you for sharing, boo). I’m still torn as to titty sweat though; gift or a curse? I don’t have breasts, but I’d like to think I know something about titty sweat. I failed to recognize that grey shirts will betray you. But know the most important thing about titty sweat: it’s at it’s best when you’re complicit in it’s production.
And therein lies the rub. As I experienced this weekend, titty sweat is an abundant, but undervalued resource. Seems like everybody had at least a little bit at the park, but no one knows of any intrinsic benefits. Like that titty sweat is full of antioxidants. And antioxidants do everything from fighting cancer to getting you higher than a bird nest*. In fact, you’ll find that smoothie and juice shops will soon be offering titty sweat in addition to wheat grass shots and omega-3 super boosts. It’s good for you!
There’s no reason why everyone can’t take these next couple months to make some of their own. It costs nothing, is as easy as hitting the block in a a dark cotton shirt, and it’s fun to share. July and August are the prime harvest months and offer the highest yields, so don’t waste time. Make ya’ titties sweat.
* Citation Needed
Am I the only person in the world who hasn’t lost weight/has probably gained weight over the Summer? Seriously, we have about a month left and my body has nothing to show for it, besides various tan lines. I’d rather not think it all coming to an end though, so I’ll turn my thoughts to chafing…and how much of a hindrance it is to me. Hi, I have big thighs and I chafe, I don’t know what else to say. My ass doesn’t (see picture above, I didn’t know this could happen?) but uhhh, my inner thighs do. I use baby powder sometimes. I hear you can also use deoderant. This is clearly something that should be googled in the near future. Gross, puke, wow I’m such a babe, BYE!
