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because I’m trying to get an exclusive DONTBECHI interview with T-Baby. BRBS!
Quick update, the hippies are back. We’re trying 3-6 Mafia this time.
Last post on her, I SWEAR…thanks Abuelita Perezita for the insight.
Zoinks!!
Just a few more things on Sarah “my favorite meat is moose and I used to be a sportscaster” Palin.
- Although she’s a woman, she opposes reproductive equality and marriage equity.
- She’s a member of the group, “Feminists for Life” which is dedicated to eliminating reproductive choice in this country.
- Women take advantage of the bulk of health care that we have in this country, yet Palin supports a more ‘consumer-driven’ type health system, which takes away your employer’s incentive to pay for you. Funny how that works.
If someone can find me the picture of her and her crazy Aquanet hairspray infested hair back from her sportscasting days, E-mail it to me ASAP. You’ll know it when you see it.
EDIT: I made the e-mistake of not citing my sources. Thanks Jezebel.com!
It is “reportedly” official that Chad Johnson has legally changed his named to CHAD OCHO CINCO. WTF? Fucking DUMB. So when Spanish Commentators talk about Chad, they’re going to say “….y Chad OCHO CINCO NUMERO OCHO CINCO?” I mean What the fuck. What would we have done if Jordan had changed his name to Michael VEINTE TRES? Come the fuck on.
Some friends of mine have been workin on this for the last year or so:
Plot Synopsis:
In the summer of 1995, aggressive inline skating was featured as one of the premiere events in ESPN’s newly created X-Games. By 2004 it had been completely eliminated from the event leaving the sport practically unseen by mainstream culture. Jack Be Nimble follows the recently established Roll Series, an international competition circuit consisting of more than 50 inline street skating events across North America. Despite a lack of sponsorship to help fund their journey, a small group of young men embark 20,000 miles across the continent with little more than passion to help fuel their way. As they push forward they discover that the activity once representing rebellion, innocence and individuality has brought them to a crossroads between growing up and following their dreams.
Screenings:
The film will be premiering September 20th as part of the Illinois International Film Festivals. For the time being the film will not be released in shops but will continue to follow a film festival circuit until we decide otherwise. The website will be up by this coming weekend. Keep posted for information about upcoming screenings in a city near you.
Also, if you know of any film festivals in your area and would like to see the film soon on the big screen, post them here and we will look into submitting.
This film is only possible because of the incredible amount of support we have received from the skate community.
You know who you are, and thank you.
I hope you all enjoy.
also, expect a cameo from yours truly.
…with celebrity chicks having whack-ass dads? White actress with white dads doing crazy shit, gettin wick’d and shit.
Lindsey Lohan & Michael Lohan- He’s been in jail for 2 years… she’s a new-found lesbian and he starts hating Samantha Ronson for getting Lindsey to start drinking… He’s starting beef with a DJ, HAHA.
Hayden Panettiere & Alan Panettiere- Spousal abuse, ect ect. I think its worse that his nickname is “Skip.” Edit: Some “Annoymous” (cute name, we have ip info, BTW) poster managed to comment that this wasn’t Hayden’s dad. Too bad I don’t care/watch Heroes.
Hilary Duff & Bob Duff- Bob Duff: TREATED! He was ordered today to spend 10 days in jail for contempt. He hasn’t beat his ex-wife yet, but he owes her $12.5 G’s for Hilarys Super-Sweet 21.
Man, I’m glad that I have one of the best dads ever. My dad doesn’t act all crazy, talk shit about me, and would care less if I turned out to be a lesbian. He would probably be real bummed if he found out I had an eating disorder (I have an overeating disorder) or that I was an alcoholic/coke head, though. These dads aren’t dads, they’re freaks. Thanks for being dad no.1 Daniel Gutierrez!
I got 25 minutes to type up this post right quick, so here I GOooooOOOoo..
Last night, I watched the Democratic Convention in sweats, and with my dogs while Juanito was getting a boner at Debonair. Not kidding, check his Twitter. I made plans earlier in the evening to go out (to said club), but I couldn’t let my leading man (Barack) and his new sidekick (Biden) down. I also wanted to see what my girl Michelle was wearing (Cindy McCain, I suggest you start the exfoliation process on your wrinkly/crusty ass skin now if you wanna look half as good by next week.) Anyway, this was truly history IN THE MAKING and I was completely inspired and in awe of it up until the end where the music started playing. It was some weird country cut? Please tell me that’s not Obama’s campaign song (I thought that singer Joss Stone(r) was making it?) Anyway, whatever song was playing at the end was horrible and it killed the mood. I HATE when that shit happens, in the bedroom, or otherwise. Really though, Obama should’ve chosen me to be in charge of the musical representation for him and Biden. Here’s 5 off the top of my head, with a mini sprinkle explanation of why it was chosen. I can’t throw up the MP3’s of them because I’m sitting in my school library, so I attached the youtubes.
- 2Pac “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” (“I can’t deny it, I’m a straight rida, you don’t wanna fuck with me”..or them, meaning Obama and Biden.)
- The Chicago Bulls Theme Song (MJ to the Bulls circa ‘97 is what Obama is to the USA circa ‘08..)
- Junior M.A.F.I.A “Get Money” (because we need it to take care of the 490 billion dollar deficit that Georgie’s leaving behind as a going away present.)
- R Kelly “I Believe I Can Fly” (So maybe it’s cheesy, but I LOVE THIS SONG. I want to spread my wings and fly far away.)
I can’t think of the last one; I am under pressure; I have like 3 minutes to finish this post. I can’t do it. Someone come up with better song choices for this, please!
A young boy fell during the Phillies x Mets game. Fuckin’ treated. View the video HERE.
