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HOLLA!!! Chicago White Sox beat the Mall of America Twins 1-0 and I am fucking STOKED. Special shout out to my boy Jim Thome who hit an over 400-foot homer. See ya in Tampa, bitches.
SEE THOME’S SOLO HOMER: HERE.
P.S.- Sunday night I was at a bar, and this girl my friend J is friend’s with told me she had sex with Ken Griffey Jr. a few nights prior to that. She told me she remembered only 3 details from that night: 1). He is very into pulling hair 2). He is not skinny by any means 3). His penis isn’t very big. I’ll leave it up to you.
Don’t Be Chi is looking into some serious re-design. If any of y’all have any design skills, ideas, ect. email DONTBECHI23@GMAIL.COM. Thanks.
Parents & Technology or Old People & Technology- My mom JUST figured out how to use E-mail. (She is 40). She frustrates the shit out of me when she asks me to help her pay her bills, or do things that SHE CAN DO ON HER OWN. HELLO, THE INTERNET IS SELF-EXPLANATORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the other hand, old people and technology make me angry because they JUST DON’T GET IT, and what’s the point, really? They’re old and don’t have time to waste on the Internet.
Self-Proclaimed “80’s” Babies- Hello, you were born in 1987, you caught what, 3 years of the 80’s in diapers and developing motor skills. You were not out and about on the night scene, and you sure as hell weren’t dressing yourself. Your steez needs help just as it did back them. Neon colors are not attractive on everyone, and spandex and high-waisted acid wash doesn’t look good on fat people (FACT NOT OPINION). Dudes who aren’t skinny shouldn’t wear equally as tight pants and/or shouldn’t look like some all-over print disaster. I’m sorry that you were born in the wrong-time era, life’s hard, no? Not to mention, you have a Myspace, Facebook, ECT and function with technology of the new millennium. Not to mention, if you’re going to be on that steez, start dressing like Boy George or Menudo. Go Big, or Go Home.
ED HARDY & CHRISTIAN AUDIGER BROS- Dudes who like Ed Hardy but are too big of wimps to get tattoos. These are they type of guys who think they outgrew Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister and think that Armani Exchange is strictly for the “Off-The Boat Euros.” These type of guys are annoying. These shirts are so ugly, Christian Audiger is tripping over Gold Foils. I could never hang with dudes that wear stuff like this. Imagine if they got in fights, they would never step their game up in fear of getting their $120 shirt ripped. I also wouldn’t want to hang with those dudes because they seem like the “if she isn’t responding she means yes,” types of dudes. The only exception to this rule is Dipset, especially Juelz who is super hot and can wear whatever his little heart desires.
Other Things I Hate:
- Youth supporting Mcain & Palin
- Sketchers
- Dancing With The Stars
- White chicks trying to be “Exotic.”
- War Of The Warcraft
- 10.25% Sales Tax
I love this dress because I can picture it with black opaque tights, some booties, and an oversized cardigan (cinched at the waist, of course.) I also love this dress because I can picture it with sandals and a pashmina wrap over it. Bottom line: I want to wear it all year long, especially when I need some punches of color in my black and gray seasonally depressed life. Originally $145, now $71.99 over at SHOPINTUITION. Huge thanks to the NY POST for pointing me in the direction of this dress.
Yesterday and today have not been my days. I was slapped with a $100 ticket from “Big Brother” for running a red light. I don’t remember running one..I was probably on my cellular..but they sent some nice action photos of me jazzing right on by, so it happened. I can’t fight it. My T-Mobile photo album was also “T-Bagged.” by someone and I don’t know who? I don’t even know when this T-Bagging occurred, but let me explain:
When someone sends me a picture text, it doesn’t show up automatically on my phone; I have to log in through the internet. Because of this inconvenience, I NEVER check it..EVER. I’ve checked it once or twice in its entire existence. God, I hate/never check voicemails either. Anyway, I found myself in a situation where I felt it necessary to scope it out: My girl sent me a picture of her cute puppy and I fucking LOVE cute puppies. I was also in the middle of a conversation with my Mom so she was next to me while I was looking for said dog. I logged in and the above screenshot is what I saw. My Mom called me gross and walked away. She now thinks I smoke pot (LOL@ the Ganja Bear) and swap naked camera phone pictures with weird creeps. My phone doesn’t even have a camera, man. Gross.
I haven’t done this in a while because my phone always deletes all my texts/my phone is never charged, so HI! Here are a few…and yes, you can get totally get pregnant.
That when the guy in those McDonalds commercials asks what he can get for a dollar, the smartass behind the counter says, “nothing, there’s a sales tax.”
That after a campaign commercial, the soundbite said, “I’m John McCain, and I didn’t really approve of this message but my campaign manager thought it would help so whatever.”
That the Justin Long and the PC guy would just fight and get it over with.
That Jared would turn to the camera and say, “It wasn’t just the subs, i also puked after every meal.”
Just some wishful thinking.
p.s. I don’t have photoshop at my office.
These Monday night things at Evil Olive aren’t really my thing, but Kid Cudi is..so there you have it.
I love Morrissey. I love men who like football and men who play football. While watching some game with my friends the NFL Network commercial came on. Some honky-sounding motherfucker singing “EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY,” not Morrissey. Not to mention, the song isn’t some ’happy get wasted’ song. Its, for lack of better terms, “silent & grey.” I’m sure Morrissey gave an okay to this for the money, and because he wasn’t the one lending his voice. But seriously, I’m surprised. I know Moz is a huge fan of soccer, and wonder what his thoughts are about this. I wonder how much he got paid. I wonder if the guy who sang the song even know what the song is about. Not to mention: PEOPLE ARE EATING/CARRYING MEAT IN THE COMMERICAL, WTF? OXY MORON? MORONS.
