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Myspace Update Subscriptions bore me; I only keep tabs on 4 people: (Alicia, Charles, Justin and T-Baby.) I don’t care what anyone else’s new profile song is; or if they’ve added the Myspace app to their IPhone (I read that Alicia installed the app on January 1, 2009 and I care about that, but no one else) or if they’ve added new pictures. I am interested when T-Baby updates though, and from the looks of her pictures, she’s gone through a nice little change. My favorite recent addition is entitled, “Cherrie Chocolate Rain” and has her straight up in a red lingerie set. Upgrade! Peep her Myspace and new photos HERE.
I do not know how this is the first I have heard of this site and if all of you already have well too bad.
http://sorry-mom.com
The premise behind the site is girls describing their worst hookup/dating occurences. Basically, they admit to their mistakes. Below I will include some of my favorite posts.
There’s a reason they say you don’t shit where you sleep. I took this – ahem – attractive coworker home with me the first time in a blurry mess. After a few hook ups during which he broke every rule in the book (skipping on condoms, unwelcomed anal, etc etc) I still managed to feel rejected when he blew me off a few weeks later. Ouch.
UNWELCOMED ANAL.
This dude smelled awful and was incoherent 90% of the time we hung out. Not only did he leave me at an In-n-Out burger once because he got so stoned in the bathroom he forgot I was with him, he also puked in my mom’s bushes and flipped off her security camera every chance he got. Nice.
IN-N-OUT, SO GOOD YOU’LL FORGET THE GIRL.
What, you wouldn’t bone an 18 year-old in an all-over print hoodie? That’s what life is all about, man!
EVEN INSECURE GIRLS SLEEPING WITH 18 YEAR OLDS ARE OVER ALL-OVER PRINT.
This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch an farted all night long.
WHAT WAS HER FIRST CLUE WITH THIS GUY?
WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused.
SATANIC TATTOOS AND SIXTEEN CANDLES, CHOKING AND HAND HOLDING. THE GIRL ISN’T THE ONLY CONFUSED ONE HERE.
I wonder what the girls that went with these guys were like, then i throw up in my mouth a bit and get scared.
(p.s. new years resolution has been modified to include being mentioned on this site.
1. the soundtrack to this show was fucking awesome!
2. sometimes god just needs to dance.
3. there is no three. i just like the rule of three.
This is the PETA ad for the superbowl that was banned.
‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad
I applaud their effort but overall I think they could have done much better. Fur creeps me out (except for Luda and Jay’s Wampa rug that I enjoy napping on every Sunday). Its not the fact that killing an animal and skinning it to make something soft is supposedly cruel. I just feel gypped like there is an entire animal out there I didn’t get to eat. Meat on the other hand is something that I can’t live without. You can’t watch football without wings. You can’t watch baseball without hot dogs. And what are you supposed to get at Morton’s Steak House if you don’t eat meat? I don’t know how you can pass up their meat cart. I guess my point is, I hate hippies. I always wonder where they are on the days its -20 degrees outside because on the days when its nice out they are always at my front door telling me about global warming. hypocritical motherfuckers. Get a job. I blame the recession on them. Anyways, back to PETA, you’re on the right track. Next time try more areola, vagina fireworks and girl on girl action. As for the rest of you, see you all at The Crocodile tonight. I’ll be wearing leather Nike’s, eating a meat lovers pizza, and bitching about the freezing weather. Hollyood Holt will be downstairs making you dance so come through.
I guess being gropped by your boyfriend on the train is cool and makes you better than everyone else. I guess that wearing matching (fake) AF1s is cute. I guess that dating a dude who has gold heat-pressed chains on his jeans is hot. I guess its cool that you have a girlfriend who lets you spoon her on the train. BARF.
P.S. Look at how good I am getting at sneaking pictures of people.
What can I say? I drink Starbucks in the AM, I try to dress as close to this decade as possible (80’s thriftstore wear makes me look like a freak), I drink soymilk/am getting into the whole Flaxseed bullshit, and I love the Gap. I also still love Banana Republic and yes, still hate Old Navy (any store that replaces black with navy in their color palette gets a huge thumbs down from me.) Anyway, what I’m trying to get at is that I’m a huge mess of a consumer/am a borderline yuppie. I can’t help it, and I will not deny it. Who says that you can’t go to Crocodile (on Tuesdays) or listen to Santogold (or MGMT) while wearing Northface, anyway? I don’t, but you know what I mean. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I wanted to show a few pieces from Gap’s new late Winter/early Spring line that had me thinking, “Wow, Gap doesn’t suck anymore.” It seems as if they were on a downward spiral for a year+, but maybe they hired a new designer/buyer? I don’t know, and I don’t care. Just bring mama the goods; and below….are the goods. Here are some standout-ish items that I ordered (minus the sandals because there’s probably a blizzard outside as I type this.) FYI: Use the code SPRING at checkout and get 30% off.
Double breasted sweater, $58, but on sale for about $41.
Tassel Tote, $49.50, but on sale for about $34
Metallic Flower Sandal, $39.50, but on sale for about $28.
So today I have decided to start a new weekly feature here on DontBeChi.com. Its officially Poll Friday. To get the poll questions, you can either follow me on Twitter, or be my gtalk friend. The gtalk is exclusive. I don’t hand that out on the blog. You can also join us on facebook since I will be creating a discussion on there with the poll question.
Today’s question was:
Who would win in hand to hand combat?
Rocky or Rambo.
There were many good points brought up during this discussion. Mike said, “rambo dude, he’d snap rocky’s neck before rocky even got a punch in. or rip his throat out.” This is true, Daniel had a different take on the situation.
Daniel: well it cant just come down to rocky vs rambo, you have to take into account a lot of other variables
where are they fighting
which rocky
11:49 AM me: A combination of all their greatest strenghts
Like an ultimate rocky vs ultimate rambo
Daniel: interesting
ok ok
11:50 AM see rocky has the heart, but i think rambo may be a little stronger and also has the knowledge where if he gets close enough he may be able to snap rockos neck
but
you think rocky can just box, but he proved in III he can hang with anyone when he took down thunderlips
11:51 AM i think i could actually write a master’s thesis on this
11:53 AM me: Amazing
Don’t forget rockys streetfight in 5
Daniel: exactly i was gonna get to that
11:54 AM i mean he was raised a street fighter
but rambo was raised a killing machine
11:55 AM rocky also has the love of adrian to push him that extra step to go the distance
they are both willing to die
rocky proves in IV and rambo said it himself “live for nothing or die for something”
11:56 AM me: And they both love america
Daniel: america
11:57 AM man tough call i really cant decide – its like choosing my mom or my dad
only harder
and so Daniel didn’t decide. I’m putting this response in the draw category along with this one from another Dan, “they would kill each other, they can both fight and they both have too much heart, trick poll”
This poll just shows that Dans are stupid and indecisive.
A few more interesting responses:
marksteffen @sixjuan6 Rocky. Only cause I think he wouldn’t be ashamed of grabbing Rambo by his mullet and tossing him
THE FINAL TALLY:
- Rocky Balboa – 3
- John Rambo – 11
- Draw (stupid Daniels. – 2
A lot of people did say that Rocky had more heart. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.
WINNER
loser.
