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At Some Point in time you listened to one of this dude’s tracks.
The “Wall of Sound” heard in songs like Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers and Imagine by John Lennon. Not to mention The countless acts he has inspired.
Well he’s about to go to prison for shooting one of his lady friends.
Phil Spector PEACED!
Hes about to be this dude with the birdie from Shawshank.
(rated R: for brief pelvis shot of Demi)
My Twitter career has reached it’s best and highest point. I have twittered to RaekwontheChef the following : @RAEKWONICEWATER Seriously, Love you. You’re the BEST.
He RESPONDED (or his ghost(face) twitter did) with:@ALICIAGUTIERREZ THX APPRECIATE IT.
Personally, I was hoping he would ask me on a date but whatever.
Twittering is retarded, so if you’re going to do it, might as well get some good @replies in while it’s still cool or before another form of social nerdworking comes out, right?
Twitter Facts:
- TK has officially quit Twitter
- Twitter is 3 years old, I give it 5 years
- The creator of Twitter is 32 and hotter than both Tom from Myspace and the nerd from Facebook.
- Texting is still iller than Tweeting.
The 82 annual Scripps National Spelling Bee was last night and the winner, Kavya Shivashankar, should get the scholarship just for knowing how to spell her last name. She spelled “Laodicean” correctly to earn over $40,000 in scholarships and prizes as well as a trophy which will most likely be pawned off for crack as she realizes her glory days of spelling championships are over and she sinks into a depression in her later years. By the way, judging from the article in the Wall Street Journal about the Bee, it seems like one has to be of Indian descent to be able to spell words such as menhir, geusioleptic, apodyterium and herniorrhaphy. However, the highlight of the article has to be Kennyi Aouad of Terre Haute, Ind. He listened to Soulja boy’s advice and turned his swag on beforehand.
He would think aloud, scratch his chin and sometimes put on glasses so he could see the pronouncer’s lips. After spelling a word correctly, he would strut to his seat, point to supporters and mug for the camera.
What better way to pick up some fly honeys than by showing off on primetime television.
When in doubt, sound it out.
In other news, I locked myself out of my apartment today while taking out the trash. normally this isn’t a big deal because I can just go down to the lobby and get a spare key from the security desk. However, its kind of awkward to do this while wearing just boxer briefs. Lets just say some old ladies got a treat today.
Sincerely,
Juan
this cat gets ill! and i think he’s just warming up.
One of the few 50 year old men I lust over, ages like fine wine.
Holy shit, THANK GOD IT’s FRIDAY. I feel like this has been the slowest week of my life. The upper 70’s into 80’s weather has forced me to stare out of my office window and shoot the evil eye at the happy, shiny people who are outside, getting some sun and enjoying fresh, non AC’ed air. PS. I can’t stand air conditioning. It makes my skin oily. Anyway, Top 5 random, I picked the color in the middle for my nailpolish, seeee yaaa! Oh, and the site is sort of being resdesigned, we’ll see how that goes!
Lil’ Wayne “Let the Beat Build” (Mp3)
The Cool Kids “Tune Up”, but you can download the entire mixtape HERE.
Drake feat. R. Kelly “Best I Ever Had” Remix (MP3)
DJ Shadow “Organ Donor”, but I’ll just put the entire album HERE.
Foxy Brown “I’ll Be”, I can’t find the link, so forget it.
There are few perks to working in the loop. Good food usually isn’t at the top of the list. Recently I was brought to this taco joint inside of a food court on Wabash called ZacaTacos. Now the food rates a **** stars out of five (think Netflix Scale), but the mural that is on the wall rates like a hundred stars.
Its one of those images that has you finding new things to like about it each time you see it.
This picture really doesnt do it justice.
Location:17 s Wabash
Average Meal Price: Two pollo tacos and a large horchata will run you 7 bucks
I just recently read somewhere that Myspace is for the “Tragically unhip,” and everyday I am consistantly being coerced into getting a Facebook account. So far, so good, I don’t have one. I’ve peeped into the world of FB once and that shit was too much, too overwhelming, too scary (You can give gifts to people or write on their walls?) I don’t think I’m ready for it. Maybe I never will be? Turn that question into a statement. With that being said, I will also admit that I don’t nearly check my Myspace as often as I used to. My inbox isn’t cool anymore and the comments aren’t funny. It’s like a fucking ghost town over there. Population 3: Tom, Justin and and me. I logged in two days ago and in my ‘updates’ section was the picture above. Who is that man? I don’t know. Why did he add that picture to one of his photo albums? Beats me. How did he know I was a clown on NUMEROUS Halloweens as a little girl? No clue.
This has nothing to do with what I had to say initially, but I just wanted to vent. I’ll be changing the blog lineup/design hopefully tomorrow. I’ve been saying that for weeks, but this time I think I’m serious! Bye.
Yikes!
Chicago lost 5-2, No worries though there are still 6 more games. Next game is Tuesday night in Detroit.
