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Taking vacations to elaborate places.
Wearing brand new Jordans with ill shoelaces.
Snacks and handbags with monogram G’s.
These are a few of my favorite things.
yikes
“BRUSSELS – A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father’s reaction, British media reported.” Read Entire Story HERE.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOU “FELL” ASLEEP AFTER ASKING FOR 3 STAR TATTOOS ON YOUR FACE? FACE TATTOOS ARE STILL FACE TATTOOS REGARDLESS OF AMOUNT (Even though I’d be more upset about 56 than 3.)
One more picture, just to shock you. P.S. HOW SALTY DOES SHE FEEL?
“I want to emphatically state, now and forever, that Derrick Rose is anti-gang, anti-drug, and anti-violence.” -D.ROSE
WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU PLAY BALL.
My Twitter career has reached it’s best and highest point. I have twittered to RaekwontheChef the following : @RAEKWONICEWATER Seriously, Love you. You’re the BEST.
He RESPONDED (or his ghost(face) twitter did) with:@ALICIAGUTIERREZ THX APPRECIATE IT.
Personally, I was hoping he would ask me on a date but whatever.
Twittering is retarded, so if you’re going to do it, might as well get some good @replies in while it’s still cool or before another form of social nerdworking comes out, right?
Twitter Facts:
- TK has officially quit Twitter
- Twitter is 3 years old, I give it 5 years
- The creator of Twitter is 32 and hotter than both Tom from Myspace and the nerd from Facebook.
- Texting is still iller than Tweeting.
One of the few 50 year old men I lust over, ages like fine wine.
Too bad they don’t sell monogrammed bulletproof vests. This lady got treated. The police should’ve been easier on her, she probably just wanted a Stephen Sprouse X LV bag, anyway.
“Witnesses say that woman had jumped into the driver’s seat to try to leave the scene – she was shot in the abdomen.
“I saw her bleeding. She was dressed in grey pants and a white top and sort of was in a fetal position for awhile, and then she sort of laid back and then she did make a couple of attempts to get up,” Wilson said.
The woman is in critical condition after surgery Saturday night at Northwestern Hospital after allegedly attempting to scam the Gold Coast Louis Vuitton clothing store on Walton and Michigan Avenue.
Source: CBS2CHI
Derrick Rose
Kirk Hinrich
Brad Miller (With AND without cornrows)
Joakim Noah
I like them all, but if I had to pick, I would probably pick Noah. Maybe Miller, maybe.
In celebration of this day (everyday should be this day) I’ve compiled a list of snacks and food that are highly delicious when stoned:
(Special shout out to the BBQ SEITAN)
